Chris Brown Fights: 7 Most Ratchet Moments Of 2013, With Gif Commentary

Chris Brown‘s series of questionable behavior has left us scratching our heads at the “Sweet Love” singer, who we believe may be headed for the same madhouse Britney Spears and Mariah Carey checked into. Breezy–who seemed like he was on the road to recovery when he and Rihanna got back together– has spiraled into a whirlwind of controversy he can’t seem to shake.

Cursing out the Valet

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Chris found himself in the headlines once again for his lack of anger management. Just when you’ve begun to move on from the domestic violence incident with Rihanna, he reminds you why you just can’t let it go!

Breezy got into an altercation with the valet outside the PINZ bowling alley in L.A. “We gonna turn this whole thing on out,” he told the valet just inches away from his face. According to the TMZ report, Brown attempted to retrieve his car, when the valet asked for a $10 fee before he would not release the luxurious vehicle. “F*ck ten dollars,” retorted Chris.

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Chris’s bodyguards tried to reassure him that they have the money and not to worry about it, but he insisted on making a scene because he allegedly felt the valet was trying to take advantage of him–he was only in the establishment for 30 minutes.

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Sex Tips From Breezy

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It was just another night at the club until Chris Brown decided to share a less-inspiring rendition of Miguel’s “P***y Is Mine.” With a fully attentive audience, Breezy burst into song: “You gotta say that one thing to her. Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!”

Well. Thank you for that spurt of advice.

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The Car Accident(s)

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Chris (or should we say Christopher) was involved in another car accident this weekend. He claimed he was cut off by the paparazzi and swerved into a nearby wall. We’d almost believe him if he didn’t look like he was on drugs and sounded like he made up the entire story. Don’t believe us? Listen to the audio.

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F**k Drake

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After cursing out the valet at the PINZ Bowling Alley in L.A., Brown danced over to the Emerson Theatre in Hollywood where he allegedly told a packed crowd “F**k Drake.” After insulting the artist whose song was cued up to play, sources claim he gave the crowd the middle finger before proceeding to perform a mini concert!

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Left In Bermuda

Brown allegedly left his body guard, Big Pat, in Bermuda after getting into a physical altercation on a private plane. “I’m not sure of the details of what happened on the plane but his plane came in, got serviced and everything was finishing and they were getting ready to leave,” a source of the BermudaSun claims. “Then there was a stall. The security guard got off first. He was standing outside talking to the pilot. Then Chris Brown and another guy came off.”

Big at is the same guard who took a bottle for Breezy at the Club WiP debacle in NYC.

“They had to come inside to Customs. They then went outside to have a cigarette. The security guard came inside [an airport building] and said he wasn’t getting back on the plane.”

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Fight With Frank Ocean

The formerly dormant feud between Breezy and Frank Ocean was revisited after the boys allegedly came to blows, reported TMZ! According to the sketchy details, Brown was at the Westlake Studio in L.A when he crossed paths with Ocean upon his exit. “This is my studio, this is my parking spot,” a source claims Ocean said. Chris attempted to shake Frank’s hand when he was struck by someone with Frank. Frank followed suit.

Frank, tweeted: “got jumped by chris and a couple guys. lol. i only wish everest [his dog] was there. cut my finger now I can’t play w two hands at the grammys,” is being labeled the victim because Chris was not on the scene when police arrived! Ocean was there to speak with officers and give his side of the story. Ocean countered the sources’ claim, saying Chris punched him first.

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Lying About Community Service

The world was shocked to find out that the L.A. County District Attorney filed legal documents against Chris Brown because he allegedly violated his probation by submitting faulty community service records. Brown claimed to have successfully completed 202 days of community service at the Tappahannock Children’s Center. But, “the judge was suspicious and found no ‘credible, competent or verifiable evidence’ that Brown did the 180 days community service,” reports TMZ. “The Richmond P.D. admits they only supervised Brown on 9 or 10 occasions and on all other dates he was not supervised by anyone.

“The detective who had been assigned to oversee Brown’s community service was told she did not have to continue monitoring at the Children’s Center.  The times, location and types of duty were provided by Chris Brown’s mother.”

The case is still pending.

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